Introduction to Funkmeyer World
Here you'll learn how to live a life based on new concepts that has only been discovered very very recently, as in the last five years and some are being created as we speak. Learning new ways to live is the best way to ditched the old paradigm world that is crumbling all around us. Awaken to the fact that you are the GOD you've been waiting for!
We share with you how your thoughts create your reality! What happens when you follow your highest joy and your love ones hates you! If you keep your focus on your dreams and desires, the details will be magically dealt with by synchronicity! Radical stuff! We also dip into fun subjects like aliens, channeled beings, crop circles. We teach you Do-It-Yourself techniques to heal yourself.
Birthing yourself into a brand new cosmic god is a grand undertaking! Of course! What do you expect! It ain't easy! You'll be really glad we're here to share with you how we cry during those dark nights and stormy seas. Cause you're going to have them too.
You can navigate the site by pressing the round balls of the three subjects that endlessly fascinate us: Breakdance, Aliens and God. All the material relating to the subject will be in one place for you to explore. Or through the mediums of Video, Blog, Music, eBooks. Or using the Negational Bar in the bottom of each page.
Every word, every image you see on this site is real. We walk our talk! Solid experience being offer to you! A whole new reality is being created by us and you right now as we put these ideas into practice. Explore and learn and CONTACT US. We can't wait to hear from you!
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This is a long and deep site. We challenge you to look long and deep. Lots of stuff! Life changing!
All the best! Yay!!!
Jenny & Otis
The Video That Started It All
A great place to start is by watching the acclaimed "Meet the Funkmeyers" short film directed by Chris Bradley. If you don't have time to watch now, you can always watch later.
If you liked that and still want more, check these two videos out and then scroll down for more. If you can't wait, click here to see the rest of the classics!
This is the first film ever made about us called "May December." This is before we were the Funkmeyers. We were Brit Wolfson & VV Hsu at that time. This is some classic Funkmeyer ish right here!
This is one of our classic videos from when we first began making our own videos. People love this one and it really captures who we are and what we're about.
The Inevitable Follow Us
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BREAKDANCING
Dancing is one of the most enjoyable experiences that we can have in this realm. We believe that the world would change overnight if everyone just started dancing. Otis has trained with many of the world's greatest dancers and is ready to teach you some of the coolest dancing you will ever see here or anywhere else.
ALIENS
Learn about aliens, crop circles, the holographic universe, channeled beings, psychedelics, parallel realities, and the rabbit holes of MK Ultra, the Illuminati, and more... These realms are real! You access this realm through your ESP.
GOD
When you discover what you really want your life to be, it can seem so easy. Just go live it! And then reality hits back. The same old fears, doubts, and insecurities return with more intensity than they ever had. Congratulations! You are now ready for your soul journey.
We teach something we called "Do-It-Yourself God" which includes techniques like DIY Soul Retrieval, DIY Lucid Dreaming, DIY Energy Healing, 24/7 Meditation and No More Glasses.
Classic Articles
- My Vision of the Future
- An Introduction to Lucid Dreaming
- When the Going Gets Tough, You're Getting Close
- An Introduction to the Holographic Universe
- The 7 Albums that Jenny & Otis Both Love
- A Guide to the 10 Best TED Talks Ever!
- The 10 Spiritual Books That Changed My Life
- 10 Books on Health That Shaped My Body & Mind
- 10 Movies That Formed My Outlook on Life
- The 5 Smartest People On Teh Internets
- 10 Articles That Could Change Your Life
- The 10 Must-Read Blogs of the New Reality
- The 10 Best Books You'll Find During Your Stay on Earth!
- The Law of Attraction: Positive Thinking, Denial, and Honesty. Oh my.
- The Art of Getting It Done AKA The Turtle and the Hare AKA Just Do It
- My First Encounter With My Auric Plate Armor
- Fear and Doubt, or Zen and the Art of Horse Remounting
More Classic Videos
So here's a bunch of videos that you'll love! Check 'em out!
This is the first film ever made about us called "May December." This is before we were the Funkmeyers. We were Brit Wolfson & VV Hsu at that time. This is some classic Funkmeyer ish right here!
This is one of our classic videos from when we first began making our own videos. People love this one and it really captures who we are and what we're about.
This is one of our classic videos from when we first began making our own videos. People love this one and it really captures who we are and what we're about.
This is the first film ever made about us called "May December." This is before we were the Funkmeyers. We were Brit Wolfson & VV Hsu at that time. This is some classic Funkmeyer ish right here!
This is the first film ever made about us called "May December." This is before we were the Funkmeyers. We were Brit Wolfson & VV Hsu at that time. This is some classic Funkmeyer ish right here!
This is one of our classic videos from when we first began making our own videos. People love this one and it really captures who we are and what we're about.
